ganked from gloss

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Meme: The first ten (or whatever) people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level. Some other equivalent gift, like icons or mini-fanmixes or quickie meta, would make sense for people who don't write fic themselves. (Or if the writing doesn't come...)

Offered: DCU, the fun parts of Marvel (Captains America, Young Avengers, Neek Furie and his merry (wo)men, etc) um. What the hell: Community. If I've talked about it with any amount of love anywhere, I'll probably give it a shot. Manager reserves the right to refuse service, aka come up with an alternate prompt if you're not sure about my willingness to write the first one. I've been writing exclusively DCU stuff for the past year or so to be perfectly honest, so you'll probably have the best luck there, but I am willing to expand in the name of Science or whatnot.

Also also! Expect a few days for these to appear, as I am most likely going to work on these in my more boring classes don't tell my Victorian Lit and Society teacher.

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[gloss]

Cassie being Wonder Dyke? *hopes*

[riseupwithfists]

Yessssss.

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In fact you are totally getting an excerpt from my story as soon as I type it up :DDDD

[gloss]

I WIN EVERYTHING YAYES

[jubilancy]

A million times yes!

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Orgasm number two finally recedes, syrupy sweeter than the first, and Cassie looks like the cat who ate the canary when she rolls her head onto Mia's thigh. “Still cranky?”

“Reply hazy.” Mia loves how she sounds like a noir dame after sex, all mouthy and resonant. “Ask me again when my brain's working.” Mia hums when Cassie lifts up to lie carefully on top of her. She breathes in the smell of sweat and herself and whatever Amazonian shampoo Cassie uses. “Man," she finds herself rhapsodizing. "Your weight on me.”

“Careful what you're saying about my weight there, Speedy.” Cassie smiles, her mouth lazy and still swollen, and she starts to wriggle away.

Mia can feel a hipbone digging a little into her thigh. She grabs hold and pulls Cassie closer. “You know what I mean.” She cranes her head up for a kiss, then leans back to take a look at what she's got. “It's delicious.” And yeah, Mia knows that she's groggy and orgasm-crazy, but the very sight of Cassie's hips and thighs, the heavy sway of her breasts above Mia's own, it's all enough to bowl her right the fuck over again.

“Mmm,” Cassie says, then, “Hold on, I'll be right back.” She shimmies out of Mia's grip and shrugs into a fuzzy bathrobe which swamps even her.

“You should really get a private bath here,” Mia says. “As a leadership perk.” There's another quip waiting at the back of her mouth, something about stupid boys, but she gets lost in the golden angle of Cassie's lean, lean legs. “That's a good look for you.”

“You think?” Cassie tilts her shoulders; she looks movie siren sultry when the robe tilts down her chest, but then she pulls a face. “Okay, really, I have to pee my brains out right now.”

“So sexy!” Mia calls after her. She wags a finger at the door, then runs her hands over her own body, thinking golden, smiling the way she imagines Cassie smiling when she returns.

[jubilancy]

I love this. And you.

[jubilancy]

Now the icons are lined up.

[jubilancy]

Wait, it has to be in this direction.

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:DDD

[gloss]

♥SEXAY♥!

This is wonderful and *real*. Awesome.

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They are my favorites right now, Gloss, for reals. ♥

\o/

[axiom_of_stripe]

i love this SO MUCH OMG! all of it, but especially:

Cassie tilts her shoulders; she looks movie siren sultry when the robe tilts down her chest, but then she pulls a face. “Okay, really, I have to pee my brains out right now.”

“So sexy!” Mia calls after her.

Re: \o/

[riseupwithfists]

:DDDDDd I am so glad that you have enjoyed!

[msilverstar]

oh yay hot hot and there's not even any explicit sex! I love this ficlet so much, and hope you consider writing lots more. Am so reccing.

These are Teen Titans? Are there any good comics with them? My girlchild likes Wonder Woman but Ed bought the compilation, so there's lots of very antiquated gender roles (I tell her it's the Bad Old Days).

[riseupwithfists]

I am happy and flattered that you enjoyed this, especially since you do not know the source material!

This is indeed from Teen Titans, volume 3. Cassie is the second (and blondest) Wonder Girl, and Mia is Green Arrow's sidekick Speedy and one of my favorite DC females.

Are there any good comics with them?
Ooh boy. Part of the reason that I love writing Titans fic is that the comics technically aren't that good and therefore cries out for correction. Like, I totally wouldn't recommend the Teen Titans series itself, as the title is currently a... "clusterfuck" is the only word that really fits here. I *would*, however, totally recommend Young Justice, which ran before the current TT series. It'd be appropriate for someone the girl child's age, and it has most of the characters that are later in the Titans. It's a little cheesy and some of the humor is really late nineties dated, and it isn't my personal favorite, but it's a lot of fun for the younger set.

[msilverstar]

see the problem is now I will bug you to write MOAR MOAR MOAR! But if it's your origfic stories or novel you don't have to post it here. I can be reasonable. Sometimes.

I will look for Young Justice, really it can't be worse than some of the 1950s Wonder Woman, omg such sexist crap. She is a well-read child and late-90s won't phase her. She likes random stuff like Dilbert that she grabs from our bookshelves.

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This is actually an excerpt from my comics Big Bang story, and I'm currently at 25,000 words of it! The protagonist is my other favorite Titan, but it's pretty ensemble-ish.

I'd really recommend the Impulse series, too! It's really dear. Or Blue Beetle volume 3, which is the one with ♥Jaime in it and features a loving, caring family who knows about their son's hero identity and are loving and encouraging about it. And tons of amazing females in the cast.

[msilverstar]

I am so glad there's more, please post it or a link or something when it's done!

[mona]

Fuck, this is gorgeous. I love the balance in tone of gorgeous sexy sensuality with humor/cuteness, your prose is just so AWESOME. I cannot wait for the long version!

[riseupwithfists]

Cassie/Mia is my current favorite ladypairing, so I am OVERJOYED that y'all like it as well. Sadly, there isn't a lot of sexytimes in the larger story, but they are around being awesome.

[axiom_of_stripe]

can i ask for the other queer cassandra? *grin*

[riseupwithfists]

Yesssss, fabulous idea! Any preferred lady to pair her up with? I will even try Steph, just for you.

[axiom_of_stripe]

what about mia? or cissie or greta?

[riseupwithfists]

Hysterically, I managed to write Steph/Cass for this before I saw your clarification! I will try Mia, though, because everyone wants Mia.

[axiom_of_stripe]

i am torn! between "oh, i didn't mean to make extra work for you" and "EXTRA CASS YAYES"...so, thank you!

because everyone wants Mia

highly true!

[caiusmajor]

Hmmmm. Val and Dum Dum! XD

[jubilancy]

Paco/Kon!

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THIS IS HAPPENING.

[glitterandlube]

DUDE! SECOND THIRD FOURTH FIFTH EVELENWE4NGWNE4G3W

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THIS IS THE FIRST PIECE OF KON/PACO IN THE ENTIRE INTERNET:

“Gentlemen of the jury, I submit to you, perhaps regretfully, Exhibit A.” Brenda side-steps so as not to obscure the mise-en-scène for her companions. Kon and Paco lie in an apparent stupor on the sofa, one stacked on top of the other. Beefy limbs are everywhere. The racing game the two of them were evidently playing is paused, the onscreen Ferrari tilted in a perpetual midair corkscrew.

“Examine, if you will, the evidence at hand.” When Jaime and Tim shush Brenda, she protests, “Come on, they are dead to the world,” but the next part is whispered. “Note: the bottles of beer strewn artfully at the foot of the sofa.”

Tim peers at a bottle as if the very marrow of his being calls out for a magnifying glass. “But alcohol doesn't even do anything to Kon.”

“Which means that he did it in the spirit of dudeliness,” Jaime theorizes. He's still transfixed in the face of the manly embrace. There's a thread of Superdrool connecting from the corner of Kon's mouth to Paco's cheek. One of them, or possibly both, farts in their sleep. Jaime shudders.

“Oh, you have got to be kidding me.” Brenda wrinkles her nose but bravely soldiers on. “Note, perhaps most damning of all, the pants mutually bunched down around the ankles.”

“We get it, Columbo,” Jaime manages to get out, but then they're all staring, agape, at this new revelation.

Kon suddenly stirs with all the subtlety of a whale breaking the surface of the ocean; his observers grab each other's arms and try not to squeak. Kon hums to himself, still sleeping, and settles again. His hand curls proprietorially on Paco's ass.

“Ohmygod,” Tim wrings his cape in his hands, a rather over the top display by Tim standards. “I cannot believe that I ever desired to have sex with him.”

"Well, it's too late for you now," Brenda replies. "The boy's spoken for."

[lololololol]

"Nobody asked you," Jaime grumps.

[jubilancy]

Oh my god, this is the grossest thing ever. EWWW. Congratulations, Kate, for you are great. ♥

[riseupwithfists]

HOW AM I EVIL WHEN YOU ASKED FOR IT?

♥

[glitterandlube]

OH TIM STOP LYING. ILU KATE TO THE END OF THE WORLD. WHERE MONSTERS LIVE. THAT FAR TO THE END.

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:DDDDDDDD

Tim's levels of self-denial are enough to warrant a full-on superpower these days, I think.

[glitterandlube]

OH SHIT I JUST GOT THE BLUE WAS THE SCARAB GIGGLING.

OMG I AM SHORT BUS. AND I WAS NOT EVEN DRUNK WHEN I READ THIS. GOD.

Tim should develop a super power to annoy Bruce. Of course the power he will develop will be the ability to make the world as cold as he feels. D:

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THE SCARAB USES LOLSPEAK NOW, I HAVE DECREED. Jaime is dismayed by this new development.

[glitterandlube]

Wait until he finds out the Scarab thinks they are boyfriends.

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lol but they ARE boyfriends.

[glitterandlube]

Oh I know. I can't wait until Tracie explains to him that they're actually a threesome.

[axiom_of_stripe]

Kon suddenly stirs with all the subtlety of a whale breaking the surface of the ocean

BWEE.

this is so awesome.

[riseupwithfists]

BWEE indeed. :DDD

[mona]

Oh my god....................this pairing has always been such a perfect imaginary pairing, and this drabble is such a perfect representation of the utterly perfect potential these two perfectly dudely dudes have to offer each other. I am so glad it finally (perfectly) exists.

Also, Brenda is another perfect piece of the perfect puzzle. And so is Tim's line at the end. And so is the scarab's, AHAHA.

I AM BOOKMARKING THIS FOR ALL OF TIME.

[riseupwithfists]

They are indeed the alpha and the omega of dudeliness.

Brenda is always there, whether she likes it or not. Kon probably has a dude crush on her. And I don't know when I decided that the scarab uses lolspeak, but now I can't stop writing it that way!

I AM HONORED BY THE BOOKMARKING. :D

[glitterandlube]

I already have a thing I am writing for people - are you going to make me post this? I really want to finish Jason Todd does Europe via Tim in between getting sick god.

I will let you choose! Either write me Patriot/Hawkeye or Hulking/Wiccan. idc, I will be totally in love with either. [It can be Eli/Kate or Teddy/Billy - they don't have to be in costume. Or them on a double date which would be hilarity.]

<3 <3 <3 <3

yaaaaay young avengers double date

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“I can't believe that I'm saying this, but could we cut down on the flirtatious banter for, like, three seconds?” Billy throws his hands up, inadvertently sending a robber towards the stratosphere. Teddy intervenes and leaves the guy hanging from a lamppost. “Fight now, flirt later.”

“I'm just saying,” Eli reiterates mid-kick, “that criminals are obviously mistaking the classic double date for the classic hero team-up and are behaving accordingly. Nothing flirtatious about pointing this out."

The glittery parts of Kate's hairpiece shiver with every duck and dodge she makes. “Stupid criminals. Do I look like I'm properly outfitted for fighting crime at the moment?”

“Well, actually-” Teddy shushes Billy (with love) before he begins to rattle off the number of female superheroes with impractical or just plain ridiculous costumes.

“I was thinking that you looked quite fetching, Kate.” Eli raises a hand as if to tug on his tie self-consciously, but then he has to hold that thought to punch someone else in the face. “In a slightly disheveled, 'I may be wearing a skirt but I can still kick your ass' sort of way.”

Teddy snorts. “Dude, did you just say 'fetching'?”

Kate flashes Eli her brightest smirk. “Keep talking like that and you might be getting somewhere tonight.”

“Oh my fuck,” Billy announces to both Teddy and the world at large. “Straight people.”

Re: yaaaaay young avengers double date

[glitterandlube]

YEEEEE! PERFECT!!!

Eli would so say fetching! and Of course Teddy shushes Billy with love!

:D :D :D <3 <3